July 2012
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June 2012
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Ouija boards are the actual definition of sketchy, and if you mess with one I think you’re the biggest insult to human intelligence. That’s how much I hate them.
I thought this Google Glass thing was like a plane of glass that was a phone… not some weird eye wear.
venusaurphobia:
wordsgonesilent:
venusaurphobia:
I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.
his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.
I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone...
Last night I was with you… To bad it was only a dream.
Woah Tumblr App update ftw
I have a 3/4” gash on the side of my palm. It fucking sucks. It’s really deep and in an awkward spot so I can’t bandage it and it keeps breaking open and bleeding. I want to like seal it with super glue but I have none. Fuckkkk.
werpedturr:
tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef thAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKIN eating any of those burgers on the grill i’ll have a salad instead thanks
Having a smartphone is actually like being in a whole new world…where the fuck is Aladdin I want him to sing to me
singlefiletodehumanization:
If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
I am having an actual dilemma about what to name my iPhone
my first ipod video was vengeance
the 2nd gen video was vendetta
my touch is retribution
what the hell is my phone going to be?
i can’t flat out say revenge cause that’s just not as fancy.
maybe Nemesis, goddess of retribution
It’s really awesome when you’re obviously second to a person you put first.
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Came so close to losing you last night…
I don’t even care what happens I’m never being that retarded ever again.
feel like i got run over by a truck
or a roller coaster
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idk if this classifies as a jealousy thing… i don’t feel like it does, but my whole thing against this shit is that you obviously give more of a shit about her than you do about me.. actions speak louder than words, and the action hasn’t been there in a very long time. all i’m getting is words.
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Just the thought of you gets my heart racing.
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This is a game of “Who the fuck are you?” →
Name: Chelsea
Age: 20
Height: 5’5” ish
Relationship status: Solo
Birthday: January the Eighth
Favorite colors: Red, Pink, Purple, Electric Blue
Favorite bands: My Chemical Romance
Last song listened: Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Favorite movie: The Lion King and anything involving Tim Burton or Batman
Last movie watched: Monster-In-Law
Favorite book: Thirteen...
I love dreams. They're so fucking weird.
started off with the zombie apocalypse
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i was with my mom, just my mom apparently and the entire neighborhood was just chilling outside the entrance to where they would be coming from with our weapons
I had a machete and a bow, pretty sure my mom had a shotgun or something
we were up high on a hill
and the zombies were slowly coming and everyone was picking them off and then we heard...
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